Privacy

is it just me or do people... well ok, women- since I haven't actually been in the men's room more than a few times- like to choose the stall next to one already occupied?
When I go to the bathroom I like some privacy. I like to choose the stall furthest away from any other party occupying a stall. This is not the case with other women. I even go so far as to pick the one with an actual wall so I am not surrounded with occupied stalls on each side. I'm just sayin- when I pee or God for bid take a shit, the last thing I want is people next to me. but EVERY bloody time I use a public restroom a women comes in and chooses the stall RIGHT next to mine even when there are 6 other empty stalls available. I just don't get it.
Let me void my bladder and bowles in peace please. Shove off and give me some fucking privacy.
Jeeeez
Amber out.

Hello Sexual Frustration

Have you ever wanted someone so bad that you can't stop thinking about jumping them? Well, I can recall this feeling- with someone I barely knew- but I felt so drawn to him I wanted to straddle him- my fear of rejection kept me from making a move and probably kept me from the best relationship of my life. But what the fuck ever.
Anyway, There is this sexy sexy guy- he's got these dimples that just make my heart flutter... and he's mysterious, goofy and oh so in need of my mother theresa syndrome:) I want to do naughty things to him in public places. But I can not... I do not know him and that would blow up in my face. I know it would. But gaawwwwwd is it hard to be good. I want to say dirty things to him and ravage him. I'm dying here. DYING!
Cruel trick of the world is that there are so many reasons my attraction to him is wrong.
Damn it. I'm broken.
Amber out.