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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Hold your fucking horses

Has anyone seen the scene from Dumb and Dumber where Jim Carry aka Lloyd Christmas ends up making out with Mary in a dream sequince and covers her mouth with his?
Well, that is what happend to me Saturday night and Monday night.
I went out on a date with this guy named Josh. He's pretty cute, sweet, nerdy, makes money, has a job, nice car and owns a house. We got along great! Had great conversation. Or so I thought.
Well Saturday night was our first date. We met for a glass of wine and we had a bottle between the both of us as well as an additional glass of wine. Then we went to sushi and then to a movie. So I thought it was going pretty well. Then in the theater I laid my hand near his to see if he wanted to make a move and he did. He held my hand for a total of 2 mins, then proceeded to grab my face and maul it!!!!! I don't mind a good make out session... but firstly- learn when to and when NOT to use your tongue. Secondly- know how much of it to use... If you can feel my tounsils with it... your too far in my mouth! Thirdly- maybe ease into, yeah? Instead of just automatically figuring it's ok to make out with me and suggest lude acts in a theatre- possibly wait for a sign that I'd be into you like that.
SHEESH!
Well, I gave him the benefit of the doubt I thought he might be a nerd who hasn't had too much action in his life and he was awkwardly trying to figure out how to make a move. Despite the fact he grabbed the front of my neck and kinda freaked me out.
As you can tell from my previous post about the white van... I have read entirely too many serial killer profiles and any "odd" behavior sends my brain into overactive.
Anyway, He asked me to his house- I said yes at first because a night in sounded good but then after further thought I decided not to let myself go to a man's house I barely know and possibly get rapped or murdered.
So he agreed to meet me for dinner. We had a lovely dinner, I saw again why I kinda dug him on saturday... good converstation and a sweet smile. Then we went to my house to watch a movie.
Firstly- He didn't like the movie and it's a good film. But I didn't hold that against him... secondly he didn't watch the movie because he was too into mauling me yet again. Dude!!!!!!! He got on top of me, pulled me on top of him, slammed his teeth into my lip, nipped at my chest and ended up leaving me with bruises all over!!! Too rough man.
Don't get me wrong, I like my hair pulled as much as the next girl. I like someone to want to ravage me... but not on the first and second date. Sigh
I was really dissapointed. I kinda like him but I doubt he'll call... He was pretty dissapointed that I would sleep with him... even after I made it clear I wouldn't.
I'm so sick of heterosexual males. They all just want to fuck me and can't stand me otherwise and people don't know why I have low self esteme? Gee, lemme think.
Amber out.