White Pannel Van

Today I was in training for work.

They showed us a live call... it was somone calling in a claim for damage to their vehicle. It was a commercial policy- which means it was a vehicle owned by a company. It was an ecoline van.

• My first thought went to- serial killer van.

The person continued the call... asking about the damage to the vehicle.

• My second thought was- "hmmmm, I'll bet you it is damage from some poor girl who kicked the van while he was shoving her in it."

Then the caller said that the location the damage happened at was a storage facility.

• My third thought was-"OH! So that's the guy's game. He had already kidnapped her, thought she was dead and went to the storage unit to store the body. She ended up still alive- making a break for it- causing damage to the van! Wow, he's doing this on company time." (the last part of my thought process is sick..... but true)

I then siquentialy thought back to my days of working in old downtown Spokane on Sprague avenue. I thought about the hookers there that were picked up and murdered by Yates(for those not familiar- a serial killer in spokane wa). And that was before I ever worked there.. but I remember a Senske truck- a commercial vehicle- picking up hookers. ON COMPANY TIME!! I then realized that this whole warpped, made up, train of thought, was a completely feasible scenario.....

I realized that in the span of a 10 minute claim, I had thought through at least two movies depicting serial killing IE Silence of the Lambs and The Vanishing. I had thought of at least 3 serial killers who's profiles had affirmed my thoughts were "logical"... IE Robert Yates, Ted Bundy and The Green River Killer. Then I realized that all of these serial killers were indeed from the Inland Northwest and this particular insurance carrier is only offered in the Inland Northwest.

Case and point- This particular carrier should offer Serial Killer Coverage.

Who is looking out for these poor guys? Sure the victims have all these support groups and foundations... but who's making sure the serial killer's lives are looked after?

I mean really- if you are a serial killer the likelyhood of a blood stain on your carpet is pretty darn good-if you are into keeping them for any length of time. So you would have a special endorsement on your homeowners- titled something like "blood stain coverage". This coverage could be applied to anywhere you keep them... a garage, a storage shed, a barn, etc. It doesn't just have to be a home, plus if you know what you are doing you wouldn't have your victims at your home. Am I right Criminal Minds?

Ok, now I'm just freaking my own self out about this.... This is how my brain works. Like some black twisted domino affect.

Anyway......

Amber out.