Dear Milk

You are disgusting. But yet you provide so many things that are delicious!

I can substitute you with soy milk, almond milk... anything really, as far as cereal goes. But I couldn't replace you when making all the delicious cheeses I enjoy. I couldn't use almond milk to make motzerella cheese! That would just be nasty. You are used in so many things... icecream, yogurt, cakes, pasteries.... did I mention CHEESE.

Milk- you are so evil to me. You make me throw up in my mouth if I eat too much of you. I'm allergic to you- yet I can't get enough of you in the forms you take other than your original.

I scoff at you and gagg when you are presented in your true form- but when you are made into the deliciousness called cheese... i can't resist you.

You are like the tomato to some people- some people hate tomatoes.. but they love ketchup. It's like that... yes... it's like that. Only you are far more amazing milk... as much as I hate you... I can not resist you.

Damn you milk. You are fattening, I'm allergic to you and you gave my brother and my neice a sinus infection. You are the Hannibal Lecture of food... You are EVIL but you are charming.

Amber out.