So I'm turning over a new leaf. From now on I'm posting my random thoughts and enlightening my readers... there are none... so this should be very entertaining to ME!

Question to the redneck at walmart-

Why do people feel the need to get in my bubble?

You don't know me.... Is it that I smell nice? Do you want to sniff me? Do I just exude awesome and you want some to rub off on you? I'm just curious, because if your redneck ass gets any closer to me I might feel the need to take the nearest thing(a toothbrush) and stab you with it. I'm browsing a choice in toothpaste... which you clearly don't use. So really, why the HELL are you in this aisle!?

Do I want the whitening? Do I want the trifecta of plack prevention? How about vanilla mint? I don't care- as long as I can get out of this walmart without your herpes infesting me.